Not really new, but just to me,
The Cat Sat on the Mat , by Daniel Sharp, is very funny - a real tonic when struggling to digest an unpalatable review. I don't know why it's not higher up in the charts, seeing as it's a short story and all.

It joins
Write You Off (by Ink) in my special folder for gems culled from the lower echelons of YouWriteOn over the years.