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papa stas
 03 Sep 2010, 13:18 #97963 Reply To Post
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. Fernando Pessoa

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Lora Brody

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Author Unknown

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. Oleg Kiselev

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies. Author Unknown

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Author Unknown

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going. Author Unknown

'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
James Wadworth

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. Author Unknown

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. Author Unknown

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! Author Unknown

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Author Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand

A balanced diet is a chocolate chip cookie in each hand. Author Unknown

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! Terry Moore

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed. Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. Truman Capote

Money may talk, but chocolate sings. Author Unknown

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. Author Unknown


All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! Charles Schulz

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. Sandra Boynton

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. Alicia Silverstone

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. Jason Love

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Author Unknown


Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. Author Unknown


Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. Terri Guillemets


A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk. Linda Solegato

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. Spanish Proverb


If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? Marquise de Sévigné
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Author Unknown

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. Author Unknown
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.” - Albert Einstein
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