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sulcus
 31 Aug 2010, 10:21 #97707 Reply To Post
I know money's a bit tight, but for the next site redesign may i recommend the following?

An insertion of an extra category of forum posts, that of "Whinings".
You would need to have a tick box function like we do for labelling the genre of our stories. May I recommend the following:

1) Bad reviews
2) Lazy reviews
3) Low Scores
4) Hiatus between reviews
5) Conspiracy/cabal theories (perhaps you could offer a template for a flow chart diagram for this one?)
6) Other

The thread title would just contain the name of the person being bad mouthed, except in the case of tick box number 4, where the title should just be "I Hate You All You Lazy Mother*******"

In the body, no text, nothing else. Maybe some preset emoticons of the darker emotional kind.

Then at least whinges wouldn't clutter up the other more meaningful threads.

As an added feature, you could track the posters to this thread stream and and every month produce the Top Ten Whinger Chart and circulate to the professionals who do trawl the site, as evidence of the chartees' ability to get on with people and present themselves as reasonable people to transact professional business relationships with.
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Joe 90
 31 Aug 2010, 10:23 #97708 Reply To Post
Quote: sulcus, Tuesday, 31 Aug 2010 10:21
I know money's a bit tight, but for the next site redesign may i recommend the following?

An insertion of an extra category of forum posts, that of "Whinings".
You would need to have a tick box function like we do for labelling the genre of our stories. May I recommend the following:

1) Bad reviews
2) Lazy reviews
3) Low Scores
4) Hiatus between reviews
5) Conspiracy/cabal theories (perhaps you could offer a template for a flow chart diagram for this one?)
6) Other

The thread title would just contain the name of the person being bad mouthed, except in the case of tick box number 4, where the title should just be "I Hate You All You Lazy Mother*******"

In the body, no text, nothing else. Maybe some preset emoticons of the darker emotional kind.

Then at least whinges wouldn't clutter up the other more meaningful threads.

As an added feature, you could track the posters to this thread stream and and every month produce the Top Ten Whinger Chart and circulate to the professionals who do trawl the site, as evidence of the chartees' ability to get on with people and present themselves as reasonable people to transact professional business relationships with.


If this serves to highlight the lazy, useless reviewers, or serial hibernators I think it would be an excellent idea.
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KLM7640
 31 Aug 2010, 10:33 #97709 Reply To Post
It would also mean everyone could click straight on the most entertaining thread without having to trawl other threads for fights.

Not that I do that myself, of course.
NickP
 31 Aug 2010, 10:43 #97710 Reply To Post
We could call it "did you spill my pint?"

Extra prizes for uses of the words "rude", "delusion" or "honesty".
"...the likes of NickP can rant on if they like"
sulcus
 31 Aug 2010, 11:04 #97711 Reply To Post
Quote: NickP, Tuesday, 31 Aug 2010 10:43
We could call it "did you spill my pint?"

Extra prizes for uses of the words "rude", "delusion" or "honesty".


see there you're already putting words into the body of the thread post. But okay, I can live with that. Drop my suggestion to have no text. People still want to read their Bread & Circuses entertainment, I get that
"A,B&E", "Not In My Name" and "52FF" (flash fiction anthology) all available on Amazon Kindle

"How a psychopath makes sweet love. I can get you ringside. Royal box even."
Turnip
 31 Aug 2010, 11:42 #97712 Reply To Post
extra category of 'cynical thanks' so that viewers don't have to trawl down for reviews to judge sincerity of the thanks
Back to my roots.
sulcus
 31 Aug 2010, 11:45 #97713 Reply To Post
Quote: Turnip, Tuesday, 31 Aug 2010 11:42
extra category of 'cynical thanks' so that viewers don't have to trawl down for reviews to judge sincerity of the thanks


hmm, sub-genre bleat category, like steampunk in the real book world...
"A,B&E", "Not In My Name" and "52FF" (flash fiction anthology) all available on Amazon Kindle

"How a psychopath makes sweet love. I can get you ringside. Royal box even."
papa stas
 31 Aug 2010, 12:07 #97715 Reply To Post












papa
stas (who had to enter something in the text)
The difference between a CHAMP and a CHUMP is U.
sulcus
 31 Aug 2010, 12:47 #97717 Reply To Post
Quote: papa stas, Tuesday, 31 Aug 2010 12:07












papa
stas (who had to enter something in the text)


yes I've conceded that point Papa. People ought to be free to express their bleat in full
"A,B&E", "Not In My Name" and "52FF" (flash fiction anthology) all available on Amazon Kindle

"How a psychopath makes sweet love. I can get you ringside. Royal box even."
Turnip
 31 Aug 2010, 13:16 #97718 Reply To Post
meeeeh to that
This post was last edited by Turnip, 31 Aug 2010, 13:17
Back to my roots.
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