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timellis
 21 Aug 2010, 19:26 #97040 Reply To Post
What I want to know is this... On the list of Active Members there are 93 at the moment, but in what order are they listed? Its not alphabetical, could it be by length of time served because I notice there are a lot of newbies bringing up the rear? CRC is straight after YWO, how did she get there? Was she the first to log on this morning? Is she a 10? Is she having a thing with Ted? Why is there air? Where are all these Active Members? Are you all actively watching X Factor?
This post was last edited by timellis, 21 Aug 2010, 19:28
Elsieraven
 21 Aug 2010, 20:00 #97043 Reply To Post
Noooo, don't do this.

When will i have time to look out of the window? I need to look out to see if the flying pigs have brought my writing contract. Now I have yet another list to try and get to the top of.

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Just because I believe I'm right, doesn't mean I am.

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timellis
 21 Aug 2010, 20:32 #97044 Reply To Post
Quote: Elsieraven, Saturday, 21 Aug 2010 20:00
Noooo, don't do this.

When will i have time to look out of the window? I need to look out to see if the flying pigs have brought my writing contract. Now I have yet another list to try and get to the top of.



Oh poor Elsie, have you looked at where you are? You're miles behind me wedged between saltpot and fxs60 - never heard of them. I've been on the site for about 20 years (well, it seems that long), and I'm nowhere near the front. What I've noticed though, is that every time I complain I move backwards. Maybe its the suck-ups that get to the front! The other thing I've heard is that those at the front get preferential treatment...
This post was last edited by timellis, 21 Aug 2010, 20:34
Sammy
 21 Aug 2010, 21:42 #97049 Reply To Post
Christ! Now you've made me look. I'm quite a newbie...and I've upset people...and I'm third line from the bottom. Is this significant? Argh! This is not helping my persecution complex!

Jeez. Need more wine.

x
'Stay away from your potential. It's like your bank balance. There's never as much of it as you think.'
timellis
 22 Aug 2010, 06:35 #97057 Reply To Post
Quote: Sammy, Saturday, 21 Aug 2010 21:42
Christ! Now you've made me look. I'm quite a newbie...and I've upset people...and I'm third line from the bottom. Is this significant? Argh! This is not helping my persecution complex!

Jeez. Need more wine.

x


Yeah, I don't know who your agent is, Sammy, but you're on the 5th line this morning, dare I say it, bringing up the rear. You must have upset some heavy duty people !! You're even behind Elsie Raven . Whereas, I am on the second row behind such luminaries as Joe90, Mulberry, Christ Pitt, Tommi, and Chuck Buckner ! I'd really like to know what CRC has got on Ted to be first again this morning... don't people ever log off? When they log on again don't they go to the back of the queue? Obviously not, maybe... no, I shouldn't mention the word conspiracy...
Sammy
 22 Aug 2010, 08:06 #97060 Reply To Post
Line 5?!!

What happens if I keep falling and drop off the list altogether? Will I simply cease to exist?

Cripes.

'Stay away from your potential. It's like your bank balance. There's never as much of it as you think.'
Elsieraven
 22 Aug 2010, 08:55 #97065 Reply To Post
Quote: Sammy, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:06
Line 5?!!

What happens if I keep falling and drop off the list altogether? Will I simply cease to exist?

Cripes.



You just become a fictional character, in a dusty library where the books are never opened. Sob. It's horrible there. Sob. There's no window and the flying pigs can't get in. Sob.
This post was last edited by Elsieraven, 22 Aug 2010, 09:00
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Just because I believe I'm right, doesn't mean I am.

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timellis
 22 Aug 2010, 09:35 #97067 Reply To Post
Quote: Elsieraven, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:55
Quote: Sammy, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:06
Line 5?!!

What happens if I keep falling and drop off the list altogether? Will I simply cease to exist?

Cripes.



You just become a fictional character, in a dusty library where the books are never opened. Sob. It's horrible there. Sob. There's no window and the flying pigs can't get in. Sob.


Crap Elsie! You were told not to mention the books in the library . Now you're in trouble ! I'd be surprised if you survive the day, Ted hates it when fictional characters start getting uppity !
Elsieraven
 22 Aug 2010, 10:52 #97072 Reply To Post
Quote: timellis, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 09:35
Quote: Elsieraven, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:55
Quote: Sammy, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:06
Line 5?!!

What happens if I keep falling and drop off the list altogether? Will I simply cease to exist?

Cripes.



You just become a fictional character, in a dusty library where the books are never opened. Sob. It's horrible there. Sob. There's no window and the flying pigs can't get in. Sob.


Crap Elsie! You were told not to mention the books in the library . Now you're in trouble ! I'd be surprised if you survive the day, Ted hates it when fictional characters start getting uppity !


I didn't mean to do it. I didn't. I didn't. No! Please! Nooo [sob]. Don't do it. [sob] I'm begging you[sob], please don't let me be killed off at the end of the next chapter.
This post was last edited by Elsieraven, 22 Aug 2010, 10:52
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Just because I believe I'm right, doesn't mean I am.

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Sammy
 22 Aug 2010, 11:07 #97074 Reply To Post
Quote: Elsieraven, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 10:52
Quote: timellis, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 09:35
Quote: Elsieraven, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:55
Quote: Sammy, Sunday, 22 Aug 2010 08:06
Line 5?!!

What happens if I keep falling and drop off the list altogether? Will I simply cease to exist?

Cripes.



You just become a fictional character, in a dusty library where the books are never opened. Sob. It's horrible there. Sob. There's no window and the flying pigs can't get in. Sob.


Crap Elsie! You were told not to mention the books in the library . Now you're in trouble ! I'd be surprised if you survive the day, Ted hates it when fictional characters start getting uppity !


I didn't mean to do it. I didn't. I didn't. No! Please! Nooo [sob]. Don't do it. [sob] I'm begging you[sob], please don't let me be killed off at the end of the next chapter.


It's okay. You don't really die. It was all a dream.

x
'Stay away from your potential. It's like your bank balance. There's never as much of it as you think.'
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